Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
.MARIA: Here it is
؟TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Americ
.CLASS: Maria
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?TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it

(I Love this child)
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?TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
.DONALD: H I J K L M N O
?TEACHER: What are you talking about
.DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

.TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE: Me!
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?TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are